"We all thought he was straight but then I found out he could do a double. Straight boys don’t know how to turn"
Don’t trust anyone who takes compliments easily
thankful for friends that take care of me and get me home safely every weekend
why are the gays so thirsty
Classmate: How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?
Me: How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if no one likes you?